Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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