OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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