If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Can i not drive my cunt home
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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