Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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