this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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