hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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