so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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