Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  am i morally bankrupt?

  (970): View more from Colorado

  no. its just the recession

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): am i morally bankrupt? (970): no. its just the recession http://tfl.nu/r26w
  Replies (5) Good night (2571) Bad night (472)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  just tell him i said nine months

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): just tell him i said nine months http://tfl.nu/oqo8
  Replies (4) Good night (504) Bad night (3634) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (443): View more from Maryland

  and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (443): and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life. http://tfl.nu/6kb7
  Replies (8) Good night (4058) Bad night (580)
• Favorite

  (912): View more from Georgia

  So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.

  (1-912): View more from Georgia

  Who leaves their car unlocked at night?

  (912): View more from Georgia

  Someone who wants to read the newspaper.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (912): So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper. (1-912): Who leaves their car unlocked at night? (912): Someone who wants to read the newspaper. http://tfl.nu/c19o
  Replies (23) Good night (6911) Bad night (557)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy http://tfl.nu/sgsn
  Replies (25) Good night (708) Bad night (4946) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this http://tfl.nu/8ri1
  Replies (29) Good night (6406) Bad night (554) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee. http://tfl.nu/mtea
  Replies (46) Good night (2385) Bad night (4594) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver. http://tfl.nu/n7jh
  Replies (23) Good night (5463) Bad night (1743)
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill. http://tfl.nu/mtxw
  Replies (6) Good night (3224) Bad night (868) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (334): View more from Alabama

  How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (334): How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE. http://tfl.nu/y183
  Replies (11) Good night (3838) Bad night (717) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (514): View more from Quebec

  I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (514): I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari. http://tfl.nu/cpgv
  Replies (6) Good night (723) Bad night (1140) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (216): View more from Ohio

  It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (216): It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing. http://tfl.nu/gc3o
  Replies (2) Good night (1108) Bad night (380) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (727): View more from Florida

  You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (727): You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know http://tfl.nu/dtxn
  Replies (6) Good night (551) Bad night (164)
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross http://tfl.nu/1tyn
  Replies (0) Good night (829) Bad night (158) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY" http://tfl.nu/to54
  Replies (5) Good night (595) Bad night (374) Order T-Shirt

Randomize