Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night