i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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