Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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