matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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