6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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