Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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