I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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