So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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