i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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