she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
