So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
