I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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