Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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