Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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