oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
