i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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