Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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