Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Dear god my vagina.
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