im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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