??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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