My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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