Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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