I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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