we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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