The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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