Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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