I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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