Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Randomize
