When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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