i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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