I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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