I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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