Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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