so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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