what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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