He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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