it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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