Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Boobs speak an international language.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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