i was rollin on her like bob the builder
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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