Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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