i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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