Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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