their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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