Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize
