I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
