return my video game
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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