wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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