You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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