i don't like sucking hair
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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